woundedrhymes:

n0bodysdaughter:

ODIO LA PALABRA FRIENDZONEEEEEEEEEEEE

omfg thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

victoniac:

victoniac:

casteilnovak:

watchtheskytonight:

flaaffytaaffy:

my brothers say that if this gets 500,000 notes i get to get out of the cage

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goddammit we’re getting you out of hell ourselves 

if we get enough notes we need to take a screen shot and tweet it to the writers.

yessss

Even if you arent a supernatutal fan, favourite and reblog this for us.

iwillfucknepeta:

pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

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someoneinjersey:

cant-ride-a-quesadilla:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

I’M AT THE DINNER TABLE AND I BURST OUT LAUGHING OMG

… why are you on tumblr while you’re at the dinner table???

someoneinjersey:

cant-ride-a-quesadilla:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

I’M AT THE DINNER TABLE AND I BURST OUT LAUGHING OMG

… why are you on tumblr while you’re at the dinner table???

babybirdblues:

twigwise:

asuka-sohryu:

next time you’re feeling like shit

remember the sloths

they don’t do anything ever

and they haven’t gone extinct

you can afford to take a nap

This

Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day

coffeebuddha:

hawkandhandsaw-az:

Fuck Yeah Feminist Thor. 

  #okay i love this both for the message it contains #and for the fact that now i’m just #imagining #thor #wandering around earth on his days off from avenging shit #and casually stopping people who are being assholes and being like #HELLO #I AM NOT OF THIS REALM #AND YOUR BEHAVIOR IS REPREHENSIBLE BY THE STANDARDS OF ALL CIVILIZED BEINGS #HAVE YOU PERHAPS CONSIDERED BEHAVING IN A LESS ABHORRENT FASHION #FOR I KNOW THAT IF YOU ATTEMPTED SUCH FOLLY UPON ASGARD EVEN MY BROTHER LOKI WOULD LOOK UPON YOU AS FOUL #ADDITIONALLY I AM SEEKING WHAT I AM TOLD IS THE BEST VENDOR OF DOGS THAT ARE HOT IN THIS CITY #IF PERHAPS YOU WOULD GUIDE ME I WOULD BE WILLING TO RECONSIDER MY ASSESSMENT OF YOUR CHARACTER #and people just #staring #at him #in fear/amazement #while he frowns at them radiating good intentions and Powers They Know Not Of #and his cape billows in the wind
*dies*

coffeebuddha:

hawkandhandsaw-az:

Fuck Yeah Feminist Thor. 

reality-isalovelyplace:

whitttness:

Jon Stewart: the man, the myth, the legend. 

fucking p r e a c h

That awkward moment when there’s a gay couple in the bible and nobody talks about it.

2crunchymommies:

findadventure:

victoryjobs:

we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~

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when this was

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obviously

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not the case

#that time there was a gay couple in the bible and nobody talked about it ever

Lmao love this.

emkaymlp:

underpony:

Male problems:  When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up

you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts

victorianoir:

Realistic Disney Characters by Jirka Väätäinen

OMG THEY INCLUDED JANE!! This is eerily awesome, actually. I approve.